My hair is irritating the spit out of me. What in the hell am I supposed to do with this hedge of thick, wavy nastiness? Where are my pruning shears?
Monthly Archives: July 2009
here’s your sign
Yesterday when I went to pick up Lydia from daycare I was told she got an Oops Note that day that I had to sign. At first I thought it meant she got a boo-boo, but no . . . she gave other kids boo-boos. An Oops Note is a note that the parent has […]
clean teeth for everybody
The other day Steven and I passed by a car with the words “Equine Dentistry” written on the side. Never really thinking before about the need for horse teeth cleanliness, we were both amused. Steven came up with a tag line for them: “Equine Dentistry — so you can look a gift horse in the […]
"Grasp the subject, the words will follow." — Cato the Elder
On July 4th the three of us were heading down to The Husband’s parents’ house for a 4th of July shin-dig. We were ready for copious amounts of food, swimming, and fun. As I watched the trees fly past the window, I heard the tell-tale sound of a pacifier clinking down the side of a […]