Hermione is mad at us. She watches with disdain as I put clothes, my cluster of hair care products, and swimsuits into a bag. She knows, and she doesn’t like it. Steven and I are off on a bit of an excursion. See, there was one more crazy thing that happened during the kidney stone […]
Author Archives: Carrie
birfday
and like that
This past week has been very tough. Very tough, indeed. Along with the usual detritus of life: sick members of the family, doctor’s appointments, THINGS to FIND for SCHOOL; the Williams household shrank by one when Renton passed away on April 2nd. By Easter weekend, Steven and I knew Renton was not going to get […]
sleepy kitty, happy kitty, purr purr purr
Over the past month, everybody has been sick in this house except for me (*knock on wood*). Perhaps I paid my dues plus interest last January. While the virus ran through the family, attacking Lydia, then Sam, and finally Steven — Renton sniffed. Or wheezed, rather, but kinda through his nose. Cats are built funny. […]
gappy mcgee
This week, the Tooth Fairy made a somewhat premature visit to our house. Surprise! So what happened? Well, way back a few years ago — and may I point out here how weird it is to talk about “a few years ago” and still be referencing the children — Lydia crashed and burned on her […]
panties like beckham
We stopped in for a bite to eat at a barbecue joint yesterday. Going out to eat with both kids can be a crapshoot, but this time they were relatively well-behaved and the restaurant wasn’t crowded. Success! As I nibbled on my okra, I hear Lydia start to sputter beside me, “What…what…why…WHY IS THAT MAN […]
breaking in the new year: a story short and a story long
A Story Short The Sunday before New Years’ was one of those dreary, everybody-in-the-house-all-day affairs. Lydia and I were watching a movie when I heard a clatter in the kitchen — my clumsy Sam fell again. But this time it was different, I could hear it in Steven’s voice and Sam’s wail. Sam had faceplanted […]
brony
A while ago Steven downloaded a My Little Pony app for Lydia to play on his iPad. When Lydia isn’t playing it, however, Steven usually is. He’s very proud of the little Pony town he’s cultivated. This morning Lydia was playing the Pony game while Steven hovered behind her. He watched her for a minute, […]
the tree, 2012
I hereby proclaim this The Tree, 2012 Lights on the tree: 2600, tied with multiple previous years Times the cats have eaten tree and barfed: 5! Presents children have found: 0 Ornaments children have broken: 2 Presents cats/children have opened: 0
another round(house kick)
But as for me and my house, we will be kicking chairs.