I actually didn’t even intend to test this morning. It surely would be too early — no need to prematurely crush your hopes and all that. But then I got to thinking, “You know, you have three of those little buggers. You wouldn’t be that upset if you don’t get that second line yet, now […]
Author Archives: Carrie
truck stop
I read a story this morning found on Digg called How Does It Feel to Die? It’s a fascinating read if you’re into the scientifically morbid stuff, discussing the differences between a drowning death, a hanging death, decapitation, death by motor vehicle accident, and so on. A reader on Digg’s site commented on a dream […]
War Damn Eagle!
My new Game Day Panties are awesome! War Damn Panties! (AP Photo/Chris O’Meara)
technicolor seats
I know I haven’t written much about Auburn football lately. If I had done so you would have been reading tear-stained posts. Some of the press and fan-talk has been pretty vicious, especially towards Tuberville. Amazing how quickly some people have forgotten what it was like in 1998, i.e. my freshman year. We got a […]
Hot Girlsâ„¢
When you go to the beach, you’re bound to see some scantily-clad flesh. For some people, what would be the point of a beachy retreat if you weren’t going to see some booty? Once when I was a kid a lady walked down the beach in an absolute thong. We are talking dental floss up […]
well bugger
Okay, watching football at the beach is bad luck. Now we know.
check your brakes and update your insurance
Just to let y’all know, we’ve gone on vacation until next Monday. And, well . . . whenever I go on vacation, people tend to die. Last time I killed Mr. Wizard, remember? So get your gun and bring in the cat. Just until we get back.
woo hoo!
Hey . . . hey!!! IT’S GAMEDAY!!! FOO’BALL! Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!
I am a cat person, after all
Yesterday I was behind a woman in the checkout line at PETCO. Her purchase reminded me if I ever went against my nature and got a dog and it was a girl, I would definitely get her spayed. ‘Cause, man, dealing with that would be a bitch. Zing!
needed a random August post
I have a Hermione in my lap and she is happy. Earlier today she was fascinated with the trackpad on my laptop. She kept reaching out for it. The computer registered her paw as two fingers so the site I was viewing would scroll down. Thank you, Hermione; I was done with that paragraph. It’s […]