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what did you get for Christmas?
I got . . . Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves!Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet with a baseball bat! Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet with a baseball bat! Fossie!
christmas eve, no doubt
T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for Carrie who was chewing gum, and Steven who was programming, but the cats were asleep, and that’s what’s important. That and rhyming.
pffht
For those of you who know Hermione, you know that odd ‘pffht’ sound she makes when she gets rambunctious. Well, I actually suceeded in capturing that moment on film . . . err, CCD. Whatever. Anyway, may I present to you . . . Pffht!Hermione. Renton is scared — are you?
stamped and delivered
I am a bit behind on sending out my Christmas cards this year. I wrote them up last night and went to the post office this morning to pick up some holiday stamps and send them off. As I was waiting in line to purchase some stamps, there was a display showing all of the […]
happy magic muppet gloves
For lunch today I walked uptown to get a chicken salad sandwich and some chips from Toomer’s Drugs. If I’m not careful this could turn into a habit — if I worked in a closer building like Hargis or Biggin, I would be in trouble, for their chicken salad sandwiches are extraordinary. I suppose two […]
shop ’till your mouse hand drops
To continue on the Christmas-themed streak, I shall tell of the wonders of present-buying without going to the store; namely, shopping at Amazon.com. I believe last year was the first year I bought all our Christmas gifts online, and it went quite smoothly, except for the bit where they sent me a PS2 game when […]
Christmas statistics 2005
Number of times Renton has barfed up tree: 1* Number of presents Hermione has opened: 0** * We only had the tree up for less than 24 hours when this happened. We’re trying a soap-and-water tactic this year. ** I’ve invested in plastic-lined foil paper this year, so I hope that resolves this little problem
memories of a Christmas present past
It’s officially after Thanksgiving, so now I can partake of my Christmas playlist at leisure. My iPod’s been dying to play this playlist since April — I know because it’s tried to slip the occasional Christmas song into normal music, like it’s so sly. Skip button, buddy. A few minutes ago O Little Town of […]
thoughts on the movie
We saw the 9:30 showing of Harry Potter last night. “So, how was it?!” you ask. I can only think of three words. Ho. Lee. Shit. I don’t see how the Iron Bowl can beat that, but I’ll let it have a shot anyway. Chills, man. Chills. Awesome. Oh . . . and War Eagle!!!