they always find the cat people

Over the past few years the soil around our house foundation settled, which created an annoying cave underneath our sidewalk and front porch. We’ve been meaning to get it filled back in, but it’s in a tricky spot so we still have our cave. The cave now harbors a mama cat and six (at least) […]

heartbreaker

Over the past few months Lydia has taken up with a new boyfriend at her daycare. This one is younger than her — CRADLEROBBER — and many times when I go by in the afternoon to pick her up I’m told about how they walk around the playground holding hands, sharing hugs and kisses, and […]

the slow countdown to liftoff

Poor Samuel. Someday when he’s eight or nine he’ll be reading this site and go, “Moooooooom, you never wrote about me like you did Lyyyyyyyyydiaaaaa!,” in a whiny voice. And I’ll say, “Well sweetie, that’s because Lydia was being whiiiiiiny all the time back then, just like you are now, only with a dash of […]

NO!

Wayyy back when my sister and I were in high school we watched a comedic variety show (I think it was All That) where they did a skit involving an exasperated parent and their toddler. The part of the skit that we remember and still quote went thus: Toddler: I wanna go paint!Parent: Okay, let’s […]