Yesterday I was behind a woman in the checkout line at PETCO. Her purchase reminded me if I ever went against my nature and got a dog and it was a girl, I would definitely get her spayed. ‘Cause, man, dealing with that would be a bitch. Zing!
Category Archives: things that amuse me
the bathroom mirror
I was going through my photo archive today and noticed that whenever I toured a potential new home, I got a shot of myself in the bathroom mirror. Here I am checking out the bathroom mirror in our new apartment in Opelika. I look very happy with my Diet Dr Pepper. Steven actually found this […]
cemeterying
Yesterday my parents and I went on a Sunday afternoon driveabout just like we did with my grandparents when I was young. We went cemeterying. Mainly we went to look at family. Yesterday we checked on my great grandmother, great grandparents, and two sets of great great grandparents. You go to make sure the cemeteries […]
if I’m feeling peachy and yet I’m sunburned, what am I?
CRISPY PEACHES!!! Somebody knows how to market to a Carrie!
do ya get it
whatever this used to be, it doesnt work anymore
April 32nd
and it was cherry-red, too
While heading to work today we got behind a car — a Dodge/Chevy/Whatever Charger — with the license plate that read GODNCHR. I was just about to announce that the plate read ‘good and crunchy’ when Steven declared it said either ‘God in charge’ or ‘God in charger.’ Both of his made more sense than […]
yardwork
“My boogers are comin’ out black.” — so said Steven after two grueling days of shoveling topsoil and mulch.
quote of the day
“The latest study on smoking shows it increases your risk of an earlier death . . . I don’t think that’s news.” — a Columbus, Georgia news anchor, 3/21/06
observation!
Prunes make your stomach go, “Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.”