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Category Archives: things that amuse me
Christmas, A Grinch, And A Five-Finger Discount
Over the weekend, my sister and I came up with, I think, an ingenious theory. Now, probably many of you have heard the oft-repeated theory about The Smurfs Are Communist. Well, this sort of resides along those lines, but we go after a different childhood cartoon, and in a slightly different fashion. Ready for it? […]
The Missing Tina
My phone rang this afternoon. I go to look at the Caller ID, and don’t recognize them; it’s a local number. I figure I’ll just let ye olde answering machine get it. The answering machine picks up, and before my recorded voice even has a chance to utter one syllable, the person on the other […]
Avast! Prepare to be swaggered, bilge rat!
Arrrrr. ‘Tis be Talk Like A Pirate Day. Time to be a conjugatin’ them verbals, and right smartly. Oi, and don’t ferget thar rum. And learn yer some poetry, ay? We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot. Drink up […]
Googlism — Do It Now!
I am so very easily amused. You must do a googlism on your name. Here are my results. I think my personal favorite is “Carrie is a professional slut,” but “Carrie is the most gorgeous female ever” has a nice ring to it as well. Then there is “Carrie is invited to a couple’s house […]
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The Geek Test
The Geek Test: “26.62722% – Total Geek” I woulda thought it would’ve been higher. . .
Talk Like A Pirate Day Is September 19
Arrrrr. . .
Ultra-condensed version of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Ahhhh hahahahahaha!
ViperAlley.Com: Banned by Trillian in 10 posts!
this amused me; rock on ViperAlley.Com: Banned by Trillian in 10 posts!