You know what would be really tasty right now? Potato salad! Or lemon meringue pie. Maybe some cake. But alas! It is not meant to be, for I have been bestowed with the horrible scourge known as the egg allergy. I’m no stranger to food allergies — a cashew hasn’t passed through my lips since […]
Category Archives: things that annoy me
frizzy
My hair is irritating the spit out of me. What in the hell am I supposed to do with this hedge of thick, wavy nastiness? Where are my pruning shears?
peeve of the day
I hate the constant misuse of the word ‘literally.’ The bill will not literally hit Capitol Hill unless it is dropped from an airplane and lands smack on the dome at terminal velocity. KABAM!
I’ve come to the realization that people see me, first and foremost, as a woman
I really never thought that this would be a problem, or at least one that would irritate me. As a girl, I was raised to believe that girls are TOTALLY AWESOME and can do as much, if not more than, boys. Back then I thought it was great that while us girls could wear both […]
4 way stupidity
A 4-way stop sign is supposed to be a simple concept. However, when half of the people around here are Southern Gentlemen and the other half are Yankee Imbeciles the concept is just lost.
stupidity
Never never never never NEVER get your rings re-sized when you’re pregnant. Never.
Crazy R Us
We’re getting closer to the big day — we find out whether it’s a HeTaco or SheTaco on Tuesday afternoon. Excitement! A few weekends ago, it might’ve been last weekend, I went with my mom to Babies R Us and was totally freaked out by all the STUFF there was. STUFF was crammed into every […]
why did they have to pick that guy? what a horrid name!
I’m still battling the Mild Nausea War. Yesterday I bought some SeaBands bracelets that help with motion sickness and other forms of nausea. I think they’re helping, too. At first I wasn’t sure but when I took them off to take my shower this morning I quickly started to feel worse and couldn’t wait to […]
a bizarre feeling
It is truly a bizarre sensation to feel absolutely, completely nauseated and at the same time be quite hungry; so hungry your stomach is growling in a most unpleasant fashion. So what do you do? I have learned that you get a Subway sandwich at 9 in the morning. Just eat it slowly. It will […]
filed under, “if that had been me, my mother would have KILLED ME DEAD”
Buffalo Wild Wings. A sports bar-type place where people go to have tasty adult beverages, maybe some wings, and watch whatever sports game happens to be on. There’s always somebody playing somebody else. Steven, Kevin, and I go there last night for some dinner. I get there first, grab a table, and feel like I […]