To the person who hit that poor Canadian goose on 280 this morning: YOU ASSHOLE.
Category Archives: things that annoy me
an open letter to the imbecile
To the white Ford gas-guzzler who honked at us on Rocky Ridge: What was your problem? Are you unfamiliar with people in front of you slowing down and stopping of the traffic is backed up? Are you unaware that Pump House Road and Shades Crest filter out onto Rocky Ridge at that intersection? See, if […]
designs on bad ice cream
A new ice cream parlor has opened up in the area recently and I have since visited it twice to try it out — one always looks for good ice cream haunts. Unfortunately, this place is on strike two in my mind, and I doubt I’ll give them a chance for a strike three. On […]
Asshole
bonfidide, Grade A
random fact
FACT: A cat will only barf all over your floor if you are completely and absolutely out of paper towels.
somebody can’t count
Was anyone else aware that a ‘baker’s dozen’ is thirteen of something? I surely didn’t. How am I supposed to learn these things if nobody ever tells me?!
it ate mine
Dude, I had a great post about dentists/dental work/flying pebbles . . . but Blogger ate it. It just went absolute bonkers on me, just flashing and hooting and eating my words. And I’m feeling too lazy to try to remember it all up again. I’ll write it again some other time, when I’m not […]
Dear Sir:
Sometimes I think we, as humans, tend to look back at the past through rose-colored glasses. We don’t see the wars and the crimes and the uncertainty. All we see is nostalgia. All we remember are the good times when we were safe and how our nation prevailed over Evil. We beat our chests and […]
absurdity
Oh my God oh my God oh my God, how can people say stuff like this? Hopefully the video will be up for a while. Don’t get me wrong; I’m glad to be an American, I’m proud of my ancestors that fought for this country, but stuff like this makes me feel so ashamed. For […]
biggest screw job of the century
I didn’t write this, but it sums up everything, so here ya go. _____________________________ OU and USC fans, congratulations on your great season. But I’m seriously pissed off, and I’ve got to vent. (i’m also typing this from a hotel room via a TV and crappy keyboard (all for the low lwo price of 10.95, […]