Trouble, oh I got trouble, Right here on my MacBook! With a capital “T” That rhymes with “P” And that stands for Pictures, That stands for pictures. I’ve surely got trouble! Right here on my MacBook, Right here! Gotta figger out why I thought my hard drive had space but I think I’ve been rooked! […]
Category Archives: thoughts
I’ve come to the realization that people see me, first and foremost, as a woman
I really never thought that this would be a problem, or at least one that would irritate me. As a girl, I was raised to believe that girls are TOTALLY AWESOME and can do as much, if not more than, boys. Back then I thought it was great that while us girls could wear both […]
instrumental body
It’s good to know I can slap on my stomach like a drum and send my daughter into smiles and giggles. Stomach flab can be used for good!
kicking chairs
President Clinton was first elected president when I was in 7th grade. I watched his inauguration with the rest of my Social Studies class that January. Our teacher, Coach Adams, had taught us how the election system worked with the popular vote mingling with the Electoral vote so the swearing-in ceremony was a big Democracy […]
hyland’s hallucination tablets
I looked up Hyland’s Teething Tablets the other day for Miss Lydia. Her gums are beginning to irritate her, much to the dismay of her poor knuckles. Imagine my surprise to learn one of ol’ Hyland’s active ingredients is belladonna. Belladonna — seriously?! No wonder kids get that ‘soothing’ effect. They’re too busy watching the […]
bad reception
Apparently I am not in tune with my inner moon goddess. Ahh well. I guess I should just hope that I am in tune with my due date! Only a week and a half, yo!
lunacy
“It is the very error of the moon,She comes more near the earth than she was wont,And makes men mad” -William Shakespeare, Othello Ahh, yes, there is a full moon tomorrow (12:31 p.m. central time, to be exact) and we all know the full moon can fill up ER waiting rooms, the back seats of […]
the end is nigh
Ahh, June is here! Now we really are getting close. I think The Husband and I are as prepared as two naive parents-to-be can be. Everything’s ready at the house minus a few odds and ends. I think there will always be odds and ends. Now I’m just ready to get this show on the […]
that’s so stupid; I’d never do that
Things I Said I’d Never do when I was Pregnant (But Now I Do Them All The Time): 1. Touch/rub my belly all the time I always thought it was so silly to see pregnant women in movies always touching, rubbing, or otherwise bring notice to their very pregnant belly in movies — Big Fish […]
please wait six to eight weeks for delivery
Ever since I hit the 30 week mark, I’ve been more in a countdown mode: 10 weeks to go, 9 weeks, 8 . . . It’s like counting down for the space shuttle. Right now I’m at 7.5. It’s a slow countdown. I’m feeling pretty big now. For the longest time I really wasn’t gaining […]