Crunchy Thoughts

The thoughts are crunchier here.

December 10, 2014
by Carrie
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the glare

Sam is currently in love with the series of books, How Do Dinosaurs [something_something]. We’ve read through How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodnight, How Do Dinosaurs Clean Their Rooms, and How Do Dinosaurs Say I’m MAD, among others. The other day … Continue reading

March 17, 2014
by Carrie
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yes man

Steven: “Did you wash your hands with soap?” Sam: “Yes.” Steven: “Are you lying?” Sam: “Yes.” Steven: “Well, at least you’re honest.” Me: He just answers ‘yes’ to everything.” Steven: “Sam, are you a girl?” Sam: “No! I Daniel!”

December 10, 2013
by Carrie
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would anybody like a peanut?

Sam came running up to me, crying and holding his crotch. Sam: “Wahhhhh! Lydia kicked my bootie!” Me: “That’s not your bootie, Sam, that’s your penis.” Sam: “I want some peanuts.”