kitchen complaints, episode six

Sam: “I’m still hungry!”

Pause for effect.

Sam: “I’m still hungry!”

He still gets no reaction.

Sam: “I would like some more veggie sticks.”

Me: “Please?”

Sam: “I would like some more veggie sticks, please.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll give you a few.”

Lydia: “You mean several. You will give him several veggie sticks, because a few is three to seven.”

Me: “You will make a good lawyer.”