Crunchy Thoughts

The thoughts are crunchier here.

March 12, 2012
by Carrie
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turd wars

Since the loud and obnoxious antics of the beginning of the year, we have settled into a more subtle kind of cold war with the neighbors. We did receive feedback from the mythical HOA — they consider it a serious … Continue reading

July 30, 2009
by Carrie
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frizzy

My hair is irritating the spit out of me. What in the hell am I supposed to do with this hedge of thick, wavy nastiness? Where are my pruning shears?

January 9, 2009
by Carrie
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peeve of the day

I hate the constant misuse of the word ‘literally.’ The bill will not literally hit Capitol Hill unless it is dropped from an airplane and lands smack on the dome at terminal velocity. KABAM!

September 26, 2008
by Carrie
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4 way stupidity

A 4-way stop sign is supposed to be a simple concept. However, when half of the people around here are Southern Gentlemen and the other half are Yankee Imbeciles the concept is just lost.