From last weekend: Mom: “I saw him [David Thewlis] in some movie the other day. He was naked.” Me: “Woo!” Mom: “It wasn’t pretty. He kept on going back and forth between a man and a woman. Couldn’t decide what floated his boat.” Dad: “Did you see his boat?”
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Fart Goes The Renton
What is it now, a Tuesday? Yeah, a Tuesday. Let’s see, amusing things presented in an amusing manner . . . I’m stumped. Guess I’ll fall back on the old staple of rambling. I was talking with Steven the other day, and I remarked, “I’m creative. I’m so creative I make no sense . . […]