Friends, Alabamians, countrymen;
Lend me your eyes!
I come to decorate the tree, not to praise it.
The evil that cats do live after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Renton (and Hermione).
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish felines,
And men have lost their pets. Bear with me;
My heart is in the little boxes there with Renton (and Hermione),
And I must pause till it come back to me.
Lights on the tree: 2750, a new record!
Presents children have found: 0
Ornaments children have broken: 0
Ornaments Mommy has broken: 1
Presents children have opened: 0