Incredibly Awake Shower-Refreshed Steven: “Come on, wake up; time to get up!” *commences with lighting of lamps and opening of blinds*
Half-Awake Me: “Mnnnnph”
Incredibly Awake Shower-Refreshed Steven: *more happy happy sunshine language* “Let’s get up”
Half-Awake Me: “No.”
Incredibly Awake Shower-Refreshed Steven: “If you don’t get up I’ll take your pants off.”
Half-Awake Me: “No, you won’t ’cause you don’t have the BALLS.” *evil, knowing glare*
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I don’t think my pants have ever come off so fast.
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