Driving up to work this morning and I notice the driver in front of me is fiddling with something. I look closer and she’s messing with her hair . . . with both hands.
She’s putting large curlers in her hair with both hands while driving down the middle lane of 280.
We’re not stopped at a red light — we are moving. They are those large curlers, too. They’re about two inches in diameter. She’s messing with those and a brush so I can only assume she’s steering with her knees, a la Bubbett. I’m kinda freaked out. Maybe she’s professionally trained and knows what she’s doing but we’re in morning rush hour traffic here.
It was a white Toyota 4 Runner, liscense plate 58H397F. If you see her — run.
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