a story for Lisa

Steven ran into a couple of spiders outside so he grabbed the can of Raid to take care of him. A few minutes later he came back in the house with a dazed look on his face while holding the can of Raid and the flashlight.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“The spider had an egg sack on it,” he explained. “I sprayed it, and then spiders started bursting out of it everywhere — very disturbing. It was like spider diarrhea.”

He shuddered, then said, “I’ve got to go take a shower. I’m going to feel like spiders are on me for weeks.”