My birthday’s coming up and Steven and I happened upon my present randomly in the mall the other day.
It’s totally awesome, though Lydia doesn’t like it much.
I’ll let y’all muse on that a few days before I tell you what it is.
____________________________
Yesterday I was in the elevator in the Women’s section of Brookwood Hospital heading to my OB appointment. There are two guys with a little girl in the elevator with me when one of them notices a small puddle on the elevator floor.
“I suppose that’s just water,” he muses.
The other one replies, “In this section of the hospital . . . I don’t know.”
Only the little girl didn’t laugh.
____________________________
A few weeks ago Steven and I were about to head to Ken and Lisa’s to take them a piece of yard equipment — Ken calls it a hopper.
“Is this it?” Steen hollers, pulling it out of the garage. “I wasn’t quite sure what a hopper is.”
“Yeah, that’s it,” I reply. “I call it a seed spreader.”
“That’s funny,” said Steven. “That’s what I call my penis.”