This morning I read a news story that reported Shia Labeouf might lose a finger due to a car accident.
When I mentioned it to Steven, he chuckled and said, “I can see it now. They came in to tell him he might lose his finger and he goes, ‘No! Nononono no no no!‘ ”
When I read from the story that they might have to incorporate the lack of a digit in the next Transformers movie, Steven continued: “That’ll be the most creative bit of writing Michael Bay has ever done.”
But then he reflected and added, “I don’t know, I think Michael Bay would have more fun creating a CGI hand.”
We’re horrible. We know.