Steven’s dad, while holding Lydia and observing me working on Christmas cards: “You’re doing what I need to be doing.”
Steven, thinking his dad was talking to Lydia: “What, pooping?”
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Overheard in J.C. Penney dressing room. These girls were hilarious, but this one was the only thing I wrote down.
“No, I like it, I want to wear it, I just don’t like the body that’s in it.”