Damn near GameDay! Woohoo, it’s about time. Last week was an off-week, so I had to make do with watching the Tennessee/Florida game and the LSU/Georgia game. Speaking of which, stupid Georgia! It was hard to pick which one I wanted to lose in that game. At first I was pulling for LSU (cause Georgia needed to lose), until Cathy pointed out that it would be better for Auburn if LSU lost, since they are in SEC West w/ us, whereas Georgia is in SEC East. Alright, pulling for Georgia. I figured they’d win anyway. Stupid Georgia lost! The one time we needed them to win something, they lost! They probably did it on purpose, too. I bet they thought, “Now, what would be the worst thing for Auburn? Us losing? Okay, let’s do that. Anything to piss Auburn off.” Thanks a lot Georgia; see ya in November.
So this old acquaintance of mine showed up the other day, out of the blue. Haven’t seen him for four and a half years; I had figured he would never show up again. How wrong I was. He used to show up more often, usually around holidays, birthdays, or times when I had to go somewhere. Quite annoying, really. He’d just come on in, say hey how ya doing haven’t seen you in a while, and proceed to move right on in. But, like I said, I haven’t seen him in quite a while, and had hoped I’d seen the end of him. That’s what I told everybody who asked; he wasn’t coming back.
I have almost completely forgotten what it’s like with him here, and I regret to say that sometimes, back when I thought he wouldn’t show up again, I had slightly wished he would, just to remind myself how it was. I truly couldn’t remember what it was like; I thought surely it wasn’t that bad. Couldn’t have been that bad. Now I’m suffering the consequences of ‘be careful what you wish for, it might come true,’ and it sucks, and I just want to get to Auburn, and then I’ll worry about him. I can tolerate him ’till I get to Auburn, just let me get there.
Anyway, like it or lump it, he’s here again, and I can’t wait to get rid of him. Until then, I might as well be nice. . . so welcome back, Asthma, long time no see, and would you please get the f*** outta my life. Thank you.
And now, off to Auburn I go I go. Haven’t been to the stadium since the ill-fated USC game. GameDay makes everything better; always remember that. And I will feel good and we will win and it will not rain; always the optomist am I.