As I was driving down to Birmingham today, I passed by some interesting roadkill. Not to say that roadkill in and of itself is unusual in Alabama; in fact, first I passed by a roadkilled deer, which is quite the norm. The interesting roadkill I saw was a chicken. Now I don’t know about other parts of the world, but down here, we’ve no Chickens of the Wild Forests roaming about the South. I’ve no idea how it got to the interstate in the first place. So the question is, why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know, but he only made it halfway.