Toliet Paper Is For Sissies; Use The Bath Tub Instead

Ahh, new updates. Huntsville finally woke up this afternoon and placed us northeast Alabama counties in a Winter Storm Warning, so the excitment is still building here. I’ve half a mind to set my alarm clock to 3 a.m. to see if the predictions were oh so true. And, knowing myself, if I see this blanket of white I’d be quite likely to see how far I can get out there with my camera. Or I could go back to sleep. It will be 3 a.m. after all. And I’m also assuming that it will snow. One can never be absolutely sure around here.

Thankfully my food situation is good enough so that I didn’t have to hit the local Wal-Mart this evening. In this small town, Wal-Mart is the local hangout, so you don’t want to be needing bread and milk on a normal afternoon, much less one that is threatening snow. I’d rather starve, or go to K-Mart, even though they don’t have the jelly I like.

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I’ve discovered recently that Renton likes rubber bands, but they don’t like him back. Today the bathroom looked as though it got stuck on the way out, so he rubbed his butt up against the bath tub to help it along. Thanks for that, baby. I needed to clean the bathroom anyway.

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My feet are cold. Where are my Muppet Socks?