GAMEDAY!!! An away game, though, so I shall have to watch it courtesy of ESPN. We’re playing LSU; very important game this year. We’re the underdogs in this one, so that works out good for us. Man, it is going to be some game! But I cannot be at Baton Rouge, and I don’t think […]
Author Archives: Carrie
40 things never said by southerners
I came across this on the internet today, and I was amused. It’s Fourty Things Never Said By Southerners. However, there’s quite a few of these I disagree with. I think they should change the word ‘Southerners’ to ‘Rednecks’ or ‘White Trash.’ I’ve posted it below, and I added some of my own comments. 40 […]
Busy Carrie, Nonfunctioning Carrie
I’ve been either one or the other this week. Sunday through this morning, I was a malfunctioning Carrie, having woken up sick in the middle of the night Monday (dude, I actually puked! I don’t puke. . .I messed up my record. . .), then most of the day Tuesday I had a bitch of […]
Renton 0, Callie 1
WOOHOO, IT’S GAMEDAY! I’m down in Auburn, and gettin’ ready to walk the campus. We’re gonna go by the bookstore and get some books (duh), and then we’re gonna go by the alumni tent, because I have access, and I’ve forgotten every time this year so far that I’ve got the privledge to take part […]
Mormon Names
My Mormon name is Candri-Anne Paulshe!What’s yours?
Christmas, A Grinch, And A Five-Finger Discount
Over the weekend, my sister and I came up with, I think, an ingenious theory. Now, probably many of you have heard the oft-repeated theory about The Smurfs Are Communist. Well, this sort of resides along those lines, but we go after a different childhood cartoon, and in a slightly different fashion. Ready for it? […]
A Tired Last-Minute Post
It seems that people are waiting, just absolutely dying for me to post something (probably about the game), so I shall do a quick post to whet your appetite. Auburn won, woohoo, war damn eagle, 10 to 3, eat that Arkansas, we rule, just don’t vote for us in the polls. We are so GOOD […]
Catapult
I do enjoy my favorite cereal now and then; it’s tasty, sugary, and makes me forget I’m slowly turning into an adult. That is, until Renton spills it all over the floor. Then I miraculously change swiftly back into an adult, scolding Renton while throwing him out, and then bending over to clean up the […]
Give Me Chili Or Give Me Death
There are three basic maxims to follow when you’re cooking chili. Number one: make sure it is not hot outside. Number two: make sure you have all the ingredients. And Number three: make sure you’ve got a pot big enough to hold all of it. Well, I am proud to say that I am sitting […]
And On A Side Note. . .
Yay to the Auburn University Fire Department, who swiftly hosed out the fire on The Trees at Toomer’s Corner after the game. I sincerely hope that the idiots who lit the toliet paper ablaze were sore-losing Tennessee fans; surely Auburn people wouldn’t do such a thing. One would hope. Don’t believe the trees were set […]