Since most of y’all know (and for the ones that don’t know, here is a chance for enlightenment) that I’m an alumni of Auburn University (War Damn Eagle, mind you) I am looking forward to the football game versus The University of Southern California on Saturday week. I like the Southern California fans, they were real cool last year, but my football-fanatic friend Willis sent me this article/post/musing and I had to post it. Cheers, man.
Advice to USC fans coming to Auburn ……
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Do not wear Gucci or Prada to the game. Wear your Cardinal and Gold paraphenalia like God intended. Make fun of our orange shirts and painted faces and we’ll kick your A$$.
Do not bring calamari and champagne to the tailgate. Down in these parts we eat barbecue ribs, pork, hamburgers, hotdogs, fried chicken and tater salad. Make fun of our tailgate food and we’ll kick your A$$.
Do not make fun of the way we talk. We do that on purpose so you can’t understand what we are saying. We understand and that is all that matters. Make fun of the way we talk and we’ll kick your A$$.
Yes we know we have beautiful girls. And their parts are REAL. Do not dare make fun of our women. Women are the backbone of Southern society. Our women can fish, pop a tent, landscape a yard(