any cop I see will get a free cup of coffee and doughnut of his or her choice

And now, a most excellent follow-up to this post from earlier last year.

First point of order: I never made any sort of complaint to the homeowners’ association or whoever it is that we send our yearly check to. We are apparently not the only people who were irritated.

Second point of order: check out the underlined part! I danced in the living room as Steven read it out loud.

It is a happy day in our little bit of the world.