he’d do anything for yogurt

Carrie: “Hey look, a Buy One Get One Free Yogurt today at Yogurt Mountain! You don’t need a coupon — you just show up!”

Steven: “Oooh!”

Carrie: “But you’ve gotta show up with your sweetheart. It can’t be your work buddies or something.”

Steven: “Awww.”

Carrie: “Unless you wanted to be like, ‘Yeah, he’s my sweetheart.’ ”

Steven: “I’d be gay for yogurt.”