Carrie: “Hey look, a Buy One Get One Free Yogurt today at Yogurt Mountain! You don’t need a coupon — you just show up!”
Steven: “Oooh!”
Carrie: “But you’ve gotta show up with your sweetheart. It can’t be your work buddies or something.”
Steven: “Awww.”
Carrie: “Unless you wanted to be like, ‘Yeah, he’s my sweetheart.’ ”
Steven: “I’d be gay for yogurt.”