Well, I have had an enjoyable last two days at work; I feel like I have watched cartoons all day, the old Warner Brothers cartoons, to be more specific. To be even more specific, Mel Blanc has been singing in my ear, much to my amusement. Now you think I’m crazy, right? Uhh, well I […]
Author Archives: Carrie
Thank You Ever So Much
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Goofy-Present-Buyer, Thank you so very much for the absolutely goofy gift that you sent to us for our wedding. We are absolutely speechless over it; we’re really not quite sure what it is yet, but once we figure it out, we’ll be sure to use it for it’s intentended purpose and […]
The Honeymooners, Or How We Had A Blast In Bonnie Prince Charlie’s Towne
I’m back again to continue on my long-winded rendition of an action-packed week Steven and I had a few weeks ago. So today, kids, I’ll tell a story of Charleston, complete with horse pee, really bad eggs, decorated palm trees (just like that Corona commercial), and Williston. We left on Sunday morning from the Tutweiler […]
Boo!
I’m back! Boo! And to start off, I give you a rant . . . Cocky?! Best mascot of the year?! WTF! Crock-a-doo-doo. That bugger of a bird cheated, we all saw it. The last week of voting, his numbers shot way way up, getting 98% of the vote all of a sudden. Nuh-uh, that’s […]
A Regret
It’s Christmastime, and the mistletoe is lurking about. A lot of us have fond memories of kisses under the mistletoe. Whether by a friend, a lover, a perfect stranger, or even your cat, you remember that moment. They’re different, they’re special. The kiss that I remember most was, in fact, one that I didn’t give. […]
Last Post For A While; Savor It Slowly
I think this’ll be the last chance I get to write something before the Milestone Weekend commences, so here I am. I have found a sliver of free time in between the music compiation task and laundry. Eureka! Oh, if you could only see Renton right now. He is all stretched out on the Elf […]
You Sure That’s A Cat?
I’ve mentioned it before, but Renton is an odd cat, weird beyond all reason. Where does one start with this cat? He’s just nuts. Last weekend, we discovered a new layer to his nuttiness. Renton (get ready for this one) loves oranges. Oranges! Acidic, oddly-textured, squirt-in-your-eye oranges, and he can’t get enough of them. Cathy, […]
Like A Chicken Caught In Headlights
As I was driving down to Birmingham today, I passed by some interesting roadkill. Not to say that roadkill in and of itself is unusual in Alabama; in fact, first I passed by a roadkilled deer, which is quite the norm. The interesting roadkill I saw was a chicken. Now I don’t know about other […]
Busy
I’m a busy Carrie this week. That’s really all I’ve got right now. No talkie. Just busy. Busy, boring Carrie. Sorry.
You Know You’re Getting Too Much Fiber When Your Shit Comes Out Lettuce
Ahhh, nothing like a warm cup of spiced chai on a cold Fort Payne night. And speaking of cold Fort Payne nights, guess what’s on the weather agenda for this area on Friday night and Saturday? SNOW ! ! ! Only a mix turning to flurries, but hot damn, I knew there was a reason […]