wild goats

According to some people, there are only two sets of groups to hang out with: the flock or the wild goats. The flock is always Good and the wild goats are forever Bad. There is no grey area here. But what if the flock are just goats in sheep’s clothing? Better yet, what if the […]

Short Workout

Usually when first exposed to all the heavy weights and buff bodies at a fitness center, one ends up heading home feeling out of shape and unattractive. During my first two weeks attending a fitness center, however, I have come home feeling incredibly short. I’ve gotten a good routine started at the gym. First, my […]

salad ratios

Stupid Foodland strikes again; they ruined my salad! I ran by there earlier today to pick up some vittles and they had their fresh chef salads out, which I had tried once before and was pleasantly satisfied. On today’s batch, the composition was much shoddier. First, they forgot my cheese, that good, squishier white cheese […]

The state bird, the state flower, the state tree, the state symbol, the state . . . alcohol?

Well, if it’s not one thing, it’s another. The great state of Alabama now has an official state ‘spirit.’ ‘Spirit’ meaning ‘whiskey.’ Yes, that’s right, folks. The Alabama legislature overrode the governor’s veto this week to name Conecuh Ridge Fine Alabama Whiskey the official state spirit. Pause for dumbfounded speechlessness. Now let me get this […]

Musing on the RIAA

Here’s an interesting side note from the whole “RIAA Sues The World” saga (surely you heard they sued a 12 year old girl): “Meanwhile, several internet music services have offered to pay the $2,000 (£1,255) fine paid by the mother of 12-year-old Brianna LaHara to settle the lawsuit the RIAA had filed against the girl. […]