Well, I have had an enjoyable last two days at work; I feel like I have watched cartoons all day, the old Warner Brothers cartoons, to be more specific. To be even more specific, Mel Blanc has been singing in my ear, much to my amusement. Now you think I’m crazy, right? Uhh, well I […]
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The Honeymooners, Or How We Had A Blast In Bonnie Prince Charlie’s Towne
I’m back again to continue on my long-winded rendition of an action-packed week Steven and I had a few weeks ago. So today, kids, I’ll tell a story of Charleston, complete with horse pee, really bad eggs, decorated palm trees (just like that Corona commercial), and Williston. We left on Sunday morning from the Tutweiler […]
Boo!
I’m back! Boo! And to start off, I give you a rant . . . Cocky?! Best mascot of the year?! WTF! Crock-a-doo-doo. That bugger of a bird cheated, we all saw it. The last week of voting, his numbers shot way way up, getting 98% of the vote all of a sudden. Nuh-uh, that’s […]
Last Post For A While; Savor It Slowly
I think this’ll be the last chance I get to write something before the Milestone Weekend commences, so here I am. I have found a sliver of free time in between the music compiation task and laundry. Eureka! Oh, if you could only see Renton right now. He is all stretched out on the Elf […]
You Know You’re Getting Too Much Fiber When Your Shit Comes Out Lettuce
Ahhh, nothing like a warm cup of spiced chai on a cold Fort Payne night. And speaking of cold Fort Payne nights, guess what’s on the weather agenda for this area on Friday night and Saturday? SNOW ! ! ! Only a mix turning to flurries, but hot damn, I knew there was a reason […]
Pocket Change
Today is once again Damn Near Game Day, the last one of the regular football season. So sad, so sad. Tomorrow is not only Game Day, it’s THE Game Day to beat all Game Days — the Alabama game, also known as the Iron Bowl. However, with the way both teams have been playing this […]
Another Sign I’m Getting Older, I’m Afraid
I am having the weirdest time with my recent toothpaste selections. Man, I never thought I’d have toothpaste on my mind so much that I’d want to write about it. Maybe I’m getting old. That’s probably it. I’ve been having this problem with my back, too . . . In the past, I’ve usually gone […]
Stories of Renton
At last! Finally, I seem to be keeping Renton amused this week. For cheap, too. For one thing, he’s finally gotten old enough to where it seems catnip has an effect on him (he’s gonna be nine months Friday week). I’ve sprinkled some dry catnip on the middle shelf of his cat tree thing. So […]
Wal-Mart Technology: Oxymoron of the Year
After avoiding it for over a week (which is probably a new record for me), I went to the local Wal-Mart today. Uggg, Wal-Mart: can’t live with it, can’t live without it (because then you’d have to go to the FoodLand instead, and we know how that goes). Our local Wal-Mart, obviously thinking more of […]
Busy Carrie, Nonfunctioning Carrie
I’ve been either one or the other this week. Sunday through this morning, I was a malfunctioning Carrie, having woken up sick in the middle of the night Monday (dude, I actually puked! I don’t puke. . .I messed up my record. . .), then most of the day Tuesday I had a bitch of […]